Guitar Wolf

 I am selling my 2006 Gibson Custom Shop SG Special Reissue VOS.  It comes with the original, awesome crushed velvet Gibson Custom Shop case and certificate.  This guitar looks, sounds, and plays so great I practically have a seizure every time I pick it up.  It has been PLEK'D and the pickups, of course, are sweet P-90s.  As you probably know, this is a Custom Shop remake of the sweet SG Pete Townshend played with the Who at Woodstock and Tony Iommi used on the first Black Sabbath record before he went all humbucker on our asses.  The guitar is in excellent condition with the exception of a couple extremely minor dings I couldn't even get to show up in photographs no matter how hard I tried.  And speaking of photographs, if you want to see more, I can send them to you.  I took these photos with my iPhone and they admittedly don't do the guitar justice.  What do you want- I'm a rock god, not a photographer.  As you can see from my adorable bedspread though, this SG comes from a good if slightly Satanic home, so you got nothing to worry about.  This guitar is totally killer and will greatly assist you in melting faces every time you plug it in.  Most people won't even be able to handle it when you start bringing the heat on this thing.  It's nuts.  And it goes without saying- everyone is going to want to have sexual intercourse with you.  Don't even get me started.  To be honest, it gets to be a bit of a hassle.  You will be exhausted by the time you're through.  The only reason I am selling this sweet axe is because I already have so many guitars my apartment looks like a Sam Ash store and I am worried the place is going to burst into flames or something.  And this guitar is too similar in sound to my Gibson Custom Shop '56 Goldtop with P-90s so I want to sell it and get a Fender Custom Shop Telecaster so I have a guitar that sounds totally different from all my Gibsons.  In fact, if you have a sweet Tele and want to trade or something, you should totally tell me and we can have a serious heart-to-heart about it.  What happened was I was watching an awesome AC/DC video with Bon Scott singing (kicks the crap out of Brian Johnson.  Don't even get me started) and got all excited and went out and bought this SG the next day in case Angus Young ever gets sick or something.  But I have yet to hear from those dudes, not even on Skype.  Anyway, feel free to e-mail with questions or whatever and I will totally answer them.  Bid on this guitar now.  It's so sweet I am thinking of bidding on it myself and I don't even have to because it's totally sitting right next to me and I could start bringing the heat on it any second without even really trying.  That's how awesome this thing is.  Seriously.  I've been sitting here thinking about it and I have to change my pants already.